Btw if I follow you and you’re like ‘who the fuck is this???’ it’s realhousewivesoftheinternet, my tumblr accounts are connected and for some reason I use the one which isn’t the ‘main blog’ or w/e. I struggle with tumblr. :(

Ah, it's you! I did wonder why a blog followed me out of the blue. :P

Yep, it’s me! Sadly, I can’t un-connect this account from my old one so it seems a random empty account is following you, which is probably a lil weird haha. 

Be prepared for a lot of photos. :D

(ohh shit, I didn’t even realise which account this was asked to haha)

naxipink:

damn is hugh hefner 

naxipink:

damn is hugh hefner 

YES LMAO like casually watching tv

YES, YES, YES, Totes when Jezza is on and they’re arguing over who stole that £100 and fake gold ring off their mum. :’)

I am not weird I swear

ok

seriously, how wonderful is it to be a beautiful English girl? I am an ugly American boy and I like it enough cause my wife is a gorgeous angel, but I really want to just be a pretty English Girl who find's herself a nice lassie! is that a wierd comment? Am I too drunk to be starting work NO I AM GERMANO/RUSSIAN

Yes.

Actual perfection.

You can’t just be symmetrical, there’s something else.

Tadzio could have been anything, right? I mean, you can view him as just an unattainable beautiful thing, it’s almost sad that he’s interchangeable with [insert desire you can only see from afar] but that’s what makes it more real.

I don’t actually use this blog but the one I do use is attached to this account.

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