Btw if I follow you and you’re like ‘who the fuck is this???’ it’s realhousewivesoftheinternet, my tumblr accounts are connected and for some reason I use the one which isn’t the ‘main blog’ or w/e. I struggle with tumblr. :(

Ah, it's you! I did wonder why a blog followed me out of the blue. :P

Yep, it’s me! Sadly, I can’t un-connect this account from my old one so it seems a random empty account is following you, which is probably a lil weird haha. 

Be prepared for a lot of photos. :D

(ohh shit, I didn’t even realise which account this was asked to haha)


damn is hugh hefner 


damn is hugh hefner 

YES LMAO like casually watching tv

YES, YES, YES, Totes when Jezza is on and they’re arguing over who stole that £100 and fake gold ring off their mum. :’)

I am not weird I swear


seriously, how wonderful is it to be a beautiful English girl? I am an ugly American boy and I like it enough cause my wife is a gorgeous angel, but I really want to just be a pretty English Girl who find's herself a nice lassie! is that a wierd comment? Am I too drunk to be starting work NO I AM GERMANO/RUSSIAN


Actual perfection.

You can’t just be symmetrical, there’s something else.

Tadzio could have been anything, right? I mean, you can view him as just an unattainable beautiful thing, it’s almost sad that he’s interchangeable with [insert desire you can only see from afar] but that’s what makes it more real.

I don’t actually use this blog but the one I do use is attached to this account.